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Post by mumatt on Oct 4, 2005 14:44:07 GMT -5
if you got pointers put em here! i will start ask questions and, now here is the tricky part, LISTEN! girls love it when a guy takes interest in what she is saying, especially when she is horny, trust me on this one, listening is the key
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Post by Heretic on Oct 4, 2005 18:04:50 GMT -5
another pointer is, take the initiative. no one likes someone who does not take action. Go up and approach the girl...this shows that you are interested in her and only her.
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Post by mumatt on Oct 10, 2005 15:00:53 GMT -5
well since no one seems to have many pointers, either from a lack of experience or just not seeing this post i thought i would try to bring it back to life and quote hitch. "any guy can sweep any girl off of her feet at any time, he just needs the right broom." give us pointers if you got em!
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Post by Pastor Martin Ssempa on Oct 10, 2005 15:21:38 GMT -5
I would suggest trying to refrain from shitting your pants while approaching an attractive girl...usually, once you get close enough, they find the foul smell of shit in your pants to be utterly disgusting. So if you know that you're one of those people who gets really scared when you're about to walk up to a sexy lady, either take a shit in the bathroom before you approach her, or wear a fucking cologne-drenched diaper for Christ's sake. Everyone knows that nervous shit smell is the worst..if you walk up to her and think, "Oh, she'll just think I shit my pants because I'm a guy, and guys do that kind of stuff," you're making a terrible mistake! Nervous shit has a distinct odor to it in which the females can detect! So I urge you to take your nervous diarrhetic liquidy shit before you plan on approaching any sort of hot girl, if you plan on having any future with her! Hey, I'm just kidding about that whole thing, but I guess you would wanna take it into consideration if you have a shit problem
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Post by Evan Kearney on Oct 10, 2005 16:11:08 GMT -5
I love that quote from Hitch. I should put it next to my bed and read it everyday as a confidence booster. haha.
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Post by Pastor Martin Ssempa on Oct 10, 2005 17:12:24 GMT -5
That is a good quote, but I would re-phrase it a little more something like, "Any guy can sweep any girl off of her feet at any time, he just needs the right penis size."
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Post by mumatt on Oct 10, 2005 18:03:08 GMT -5
i was hoping this would be a serious thread in order to try to help evan myself and anyone else who would want to get some pointers, but whatever, tell a girl u got a 10 inch penis, then when she sees its not, knock her out and rape her!
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Post by Evan Kearney on Oct 10, 2005 18:11:15 GMT -5
Just dont let the MUPD catch you.
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Post by Pastor Martin Ssempa on Oct 10, 2005 20:43:52 GMT -5
Jesus Christ! I'm sorry I tried to add a touch of humor!!! It looks like I'll have to be Mr. Fuckin' Serious from now on! Hey, I'm just kidding, but you gotta admit...I gave a fairly important pointer.
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Post by Josh Mullins on Oct 19, 2005 21:04:37 GMT -5
Oh, no, Dylan. It's not how big it is; it's how you use it.
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Post by mumatt on Oct 20, 2005 8:14:57 GMT -5
yea shitting yourself might not be the wisest thing to do...but who knows there are some girls out there who are just plain sick and might like that but if u find a girl who likes it when a guy shits himself i suggest moving on in your search
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Post by Matt Mullis on Oct 20, 2005 20:16:35 GMT -5
hahahaha dyl your whole shitting pointer is classic funniet thing ever
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