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Post by Evan Kearney on Dec 5, 2004 20:27:25 GMT -5
No one has posted here yet, so I thought I would start off.
This perpetual topic attracts many in other messageboard forums. Post 10 things that are turn ons and 10 turn offs about member of the opposite gender. Ill start:
Turn ons
1. Appreciates music ("Yes" not "Backstreet Boys")
2. Pretty face
3. Medium length hair
4. Relatively short
5. Brown to darker hair
6. Tan
7. That Mediterranean look
8. Smart
9. Funny
10. A little on the wild side
T/off's:
1. Too tall
2. Gothy
3. Super pale skin (unless you are a blone then its ok).
4. Ultra Alpinized (lol)
5. Light blue eyes
6. Too skinny or heavy
7. Has a huge attitude problem.
8. Is too much of a goody-goody
9. Oh yeah - STALKERS
10. Dirty (as in an eminating odor increases in your nostrils as the person approaches and their clothes are covered in hair and such.)
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Post by Pastor Martin Ssempa on Dec 5, 2004 21:28:08 GMT -5
Turn Ons:
1.pretty face
2.nice tan
3.nice body
4.very good sense of humor
5.hott over-all
6.kind and gentle person
7.smells good
8.intelligence
9.flirtatiousness
10.wears hott clothes
11.funny
12.long straight hair that's soft
13.good smelling hair
14.pretty eyes
15.soft-spoken voice
16.thinking the hersch-kearn alliance is the coolest website ever!!
Turn Offs:
1.looks like the Hunch-Back of Notre Dame
2.smells bad
3.constantly talks
4.likes to talk on the phone
5.has a mustache or a lot of facial hair
6.is anorexically skinny
7.is a fat lard-ass
8.farts/burps
9.wears skanky clothes
10.screechy annoying voice
11.no sense of humor/no personality
12.racist
13.bisexual/gay
14.masculan
15.dirty/poor
16.has greasy, oil-like hair that would burst into flames as soon as the smallest spark hit it
There's probably more i could think of for each category, but those are the most i could think of for the moment.
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Post by Heretic on Dec 9, 2004 17:24:38 GMT -5
The only turn offs for me are:
1. If you got hit in the face with a shovel.
2. If you look like a troll
3. If you look like an Anteater/Sloth (or both combined)
Turn ons
1. Personality
Thats it.
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Post by The Orange Cowboy on Feb 14, 2005 11:45:19 GMT -5
Turn ons
1. beauty all around )inside and out(
Turn offs
1. if shes a bitch )dog or human(
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Post by Matt Mullis on Feb 24, 2005 21:42:03 GMT -5
turn on
1. she just walks around naked haha
2. wants to have sweet passionate sex with me..thata bout it lol
turn offs
1 ugly
2 fat lol
im j/k by the way for all u hardcore people out there
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Post by mumatt on Sept 14, 2005 8:42:37 GMT -5
turn ons
1. likes to suck cock
2. goes to MU
3. nice breasts (not to big or not to small, the ones that are just right)
4. that perfect ass
5. smells nice
6. easy to think about while masturbating
7. horny and not very hard to get
8. brown hair
9. green eyes
10. did i mention horny?
turn offs-
1. smelly
2. ugly
3. fat.
4. being superficial (lol)
5. no sense of humor
6. hates being with me
7. like to talk (on or off the phone)
8. smokes/drinks/drugs...etc.
9. bitchiness
10. greed
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Post by amanda on Sept 17, 2005 14:50:29 GMT -5
Turn Ons
1. nice eyes
2. funny
3. smells good
4. dark hair.
5. smart
6. personality
7. skinny, but not too skinny
Turn Offs
1. Funky eyes
2. Long hair
3. dirty
4. smoker
5. too muscular
6. smells bad
7. too short
8. overly hairy
9. has some kind of STDs
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Post by Evan Kearney on Sept 19, 2005 19:08:39 GMT -5
I guess Doctor Friend is off of your list, Amanda?! Him and his "funky eye".
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