My Stepfuck

[Guess]

Joan "Pierce" Herschaft is a worthless piece of shit wop that needs to get hit by a fucking bus ( preferably by me pushing her in front of it)! The only thing that has kept me from ripping this skanky-ass bitch apart with my bare hands is the fact that it might upset my dad a little bit. Oh well, I'm not going to lose hope that someday she might suffer a tragic accident wherein she will be horribly disfigured and die a slow, extremely painful death. Anyway, she is a disgrace to the Herschaft name, and needs to burn in hell.

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

LOL! Good post! I have to agree with everything you stated there, I'm just gonna add one more bit of information so that people may have a better understanding as to who you're really talking about:

Wop / Joan Herschaft-
(U.S. & UK Commonwealth) an Italian or other Southern European, especially an immigrant; probably originated in the U.S., but later spread to other countries. Probably derives from the Neapolitan slang term guappo!, often used by the first immigrants from Italy to address or call to each other. Popular etymology gives the origin as "WithOut Passport", although some believe the acronym derived from "WithOut Papers" or "Without Official Papers", suggesting illegal immigration. This folk etymology sometimes combines the term with "guinea" to form "Giny Wop," with Giny being an acronym for Going Into New York, hence "Going Into New York Without Official Papers". These types of people (Giny Wops) tend to not only hate people for no reason whatsoever, but they also leach off of the working citizens of our country only to waste their hard earned money on their own worthless guinea fucking wop selves, thus resulting in eternal damnation in Hell.

[Evan Kearney]

Wow. I totally forgot about her, but the sheer thought is haunting. I am assuming the guest is Tris (hey Tris btw), and I think the last line sums it up- she is tarnishing your family's name. Good wop entry btw dyl :- )