Look what some DICKHEAD wrote to me on LiveWire

[Evan Kearney]

Ok. So I was on LiveWire forums trying to get advice on "girl evan likes" since I am feeling hopeless once again and look what some piece of shit wrote to me (It really boosted my confidence):

uh i wasnt aware we had reputations... wtf. u look too much like a prep u dont stand out at all. could use some braces and i dont know why but i have a strong urge to strangle u. that usually means i think ur a homo. anyways just in case anyone else wants help heres a site. www.becomeaplayer.com/

On regards to the reputation thing, I had started my post saying that I normally dont post on the dating forum as it has a reputation for being unreliable- which IT DOES. He viewed my pictures in my gallery and came to those flattering conclusions. Well, I feel like I can definietly get "girl evan likes" now! I dont even know what to do anymore! GOd I am frustrated. I have looked for help on the topic every fucking place on the internet and no one (minus a few HK ers ) have given any meaningful advice. Sorry, but I am PISSED (said in Tourette's guy tone.)

[dwedge31]

Hey kearney dont sweat that asshole. He has no idea what he's talking about. Your one of the coolest people i know and i know all the other HKer's will agree with me on that one. This fucking shit fuck is just pissed because he will never be 1/16 as cool as you. And i know you can get this girl, once she sees how cool you are there's no way she'll turn you down. Just keep at it man, we all have faith in you!!! ;D

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

Yea Kearney, Kyle is absolutely correct...it's obvious that dousch-bag has no fucking idea what he's talking about...if that faggot would just scrape off all the cum that crusted over his eyes from too many facials, he'd see that you're an awesome looking mexican-esque guy that could lay out that mother fucker with a single swing to the face. I don't see why you'd even give that dick-licking fuck the time of day when you don't even know him. He's obviously just upset that he can't get any pussy since he looks so fucking hideous, so he has to take it out on someone else. You can't take anything personally that a little fuckin queer ass like that says. I'd be really suprised if that fudge packer has even reached puberty..he can't even type sentences correctly. Just compare yourself to someone like that...think about how much of a cooler person you are. That cunt isn't gonna get anywhere in life because he judges people on the spot like that, so fuck him..let him fail at life. What I'm sayin is, don't let it get to ya, and certainly don't let it stop you from talking to the girl you like. It seems as though hot girls cream their pants over giant pricks like that kid for whatever fucking reason (we'll never know), but cool guys like you and I are just waiting for the right girl, and we'll find the right girl one of these days dude, you have my word on that. So I wouldn't worry about it

[Evan Kearney]

No worries. I sent him the shrapnel virus lol. Remember that one Dylan?

PS- I didnt send him a virus- you all have read my hatred towards hackers and such.

[Josh Mullins]

Well, to basically sum up those above me: Fuck that dude. You = cool.

Now, on to "girl Evan likes". Normally, I'd have some kickass advice, but I don't know enough about the situation. See, I'm bad with advice like that, but once I know what's going on, I'm pretty good.